The Penn State coaching search has officially jumped the shark.
In this brave new era rules by social media and message board “insiders,” at a time when Twitter not only relays the news but often creates the news, in an epoch where “speculation” has replaced “reporting” even in the world of journalism, it has become far too easy for mere ‘rumor’ to be reported as ‘fact.’
And so it came to be this week that, somehow and some way, people actually started to believe that Nick Saban was a legitimate candidate to take over in Happy Valley. Yes, Nick Saban. As in, the guy who currently runs that powerhouse program known as “Alabama.” The guy who has more money and more resources at his disposal than pretty much any other coach in America. And yes, the guy who is currently preparing his Crimson Tide to play in the BCS National Championship Game against Les Miles, Tyrann Mathieu and the LSU Tigers (hey, maybe Miles is a candidate, too).
This, my friends, is the guy we are supposed to believe is thinking not about what he currently has-probably the best situation in college football-but what he could have, if only he packs up his bags and takes over a program that is mired in one of the greatest scandals that college football has ever seen.
Yes, Nick Saban definitely wants to take the Penn State job.
Definitely.
And do you know why?
Because somebody posted an (anonymous) comment on a newspaper website. And then somebody posted that comment on a message board. And then somebody passed along this “news” on Twitter. And then people started talking about it. And so then, remarkably and stunningly, it ended up being reported, if that’s the right word, by legitimate news outlets.
Yes, folks. Nick Saban is going to be the next coach at Penn State.
Unless Bob Stoops is the guy.
Or Pete Carroll.
Or Bill Belichick.
It’s a brave new world, indeed.
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